My Best Friend would say "I Know Rich Garrison and you Don't. My life is like a John Hughes film. My mother would say you need to live life by this motto “It’s my movie the rest of you are supporting actors". My Best friend went to the Czech Republic named James and came back Nick? My Grandfather who had four daughters would say "Even the Dog was a Bitch". I have a theory that you can lose 5 pounds on a Bud Light diet. "Who are you and what have you done with Rob Howe", Leavenworth Street is the axis of Evil. Who can forget the Thanksgiving with Baltimore and the Cactus Incident. Sometimes I feel like a Yank trapped in a land down under. Dammit I am not a Racist !. I am so sick of Beantown and that F*cking curse. Grew up in Arizona, "Yeah but it's a dry heat". Two of my Best Friends are Sammy and the one they call " The Coach". Ok I am not really a Vampyre. If you have ever been to Italy you would know that Prego is not just a cheap pasta sauce. XBOX, Molls vs. R-Garriso. I'm the manager so I get to make the rules. From Snob Hill to a Marina Brat. Some would say I am a 12 year old trapped in a 34 year old body. In the end you will find the beginning. G*d I hate asu." Are you going to raise that F*cking sign or what ?", "I would sacrifice a $1.50 for my cause. Beware..... When Larkin starts to grin Trouble is right around the corner !