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Mario the Carpathian. Also known as Mario the Cruel, Mario the Torturer, Mario the Despised, and Mario the Unholy. Born 1505. Died 1610. He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. His last words, before he died, were: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."