I looked at my "about me" wow, that needs updating: so here it is:

Conditions:

1. Head, neck injury: The neurosurgeon said too much time has past for the necessary operation(s).
2. Cyst (inactive parasite) on my ganglia: they will not touch it unless it starts creating problems, then after removal the possibility of getting epilepsy is in the range.
3. Fibromyalgia
4. Arthritis
5. Diabetes; controlled: I am almost "normal": with unique system in place, I developed it.
6. Asthma: controlled to the point my allergist says I don't have, believe me I DO. I developed this one too.
7. Migraines (the interesting kind, no pain):just sever fluid build up in the sinus cavities to the point of sneezing, lots of nose blowing and eye watering: that's it. Honest.
8. Food allergies: all cow dairy (goat, sheep, yak, camel, is fine just NO COW),  egg yolk (egg whites are fine, don't know about other eggs),nectarines, white rice (brown is OK), shrimp, oysters (just bottom feeders), bell peppers (all other chilies, peppers fine).
9. Medical allergies (to correct other "conditions"): Iodine, ampicillin, penicillin, keflex, medical tape (except for 3M paper), synalar; so far.
10. Heart murmur (it comes and goes; sometimes changing into arterial noises)
11. The conditioned response of aches and pains of aging. 
12. Battered wife syndrome; ex-husband is a sociopath-sexual deviant. No family member on either side, except my father;  were willing to look at the truth or support this single mother of two.
13. Bullying boss, creating a shut down response when under stress; not an epileptic attack, my body literally shuts down (more the stimulus, the deeper I go). This boss was the one who created the situation for me to have the head and neck injury. Consequently: my "career" nosedived and has been a series of part time jobs with me usually getting fired for various stages of stress related shut downs. This one is a major block for any success, job-wise. 
14. Muscle spasms, twitches usually come on a daily basis. My favorite was the set of muscles contracting into me loking like I had a bad face lift for about several hours.
15. Sleep apnea: not able to use any machinery, the face will not allow.
16. Survivor of a melanoma.
17. Depression (well that is normal responce, don't you think:  look at the list)
18. There is something I am missing, when it does come up for me to catch; I'll readjust the list.

Each "condition" has a funny story, or some unique aspect to it. I baffle the doctors, and usually have to go the alternative route, it seems to help more than the allopathic route. I have a library of medical texts (alternative, allopathic, native, homeopathic, herbs, spiritual), do research, develop systems, know alternative methods and people who practice them. 

The only reason why I am here (this plain of existance) is because of my Faith and belief that I am here for a reason. I do know that Love and Laughter heal, being as positive helps tremendously, and that networking helps in the balance-structure of living life.